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When you are well into holiday mood- you know, the days when you just wander from your room to TVarea, flip through 20 channels, stare at the clock fascinated by its ability to make our lives so much more hectic then our ancestors, and daydreaming about what will happen between you and your recent crush- you tend to do something you wouldn't normally do, something silly like actually entertaining another bored fella.
I was peacefully cruising the net when the familiar trung trung sound of a Msn message burst out from my speaker (I forgot to lower the volume after watching a YouTube video on a first pregnant guy ever). It’s a message from Melaka”boy !! , a guy I only chat with once.
===This is only part of the conversation, the entire thing is over ONE hour. (I know what you are thinking, I am somewhat BORED)
Melaka"boy!! says:
妹
melaka"boy!! says:
你懂我是谁人没有的哦〉？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
not really
melaka"boy!! says:
你是海云没有哦？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
no
who on earth is hai yun???
melaka"boy!! says:
哎哟，我要跟他讲话嘛
melaka"boy!! says:
那你是他的谁人哦？(you are so damn rude)
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
i duno who is hai yun
melaka"boy!! says:
这个就是他的acc
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
wat the hell. this is my account
melaka"boy!! says:
那里有可能
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
wat do u wan me to say?!!!
melaka"boy!! says:
我以前认识他的时候，他都告诉我，他叫海云
I told you I am not her! Stop bugging me! god, this is annoying.
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，他时常都是用这个acc跟我聊天的
melaka"boy!! says:
你那里是kelantan吗〉
melaka"boy!! says:
你是男子女子？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
i m a gal
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，对阿
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
except that i m also a gal... i m not hai yun, I am not from Kelantan, and I definitely do not know u. in case u don’t know, this account’s username is lhexin… see? No sane ‘hai yun’ will put her name under hexin right?
melaka"boy!! says:
你叫什么名字哦?我跟过那个女子的人讲话过的叻
melaka"boy!! says:
哎哟 (really, I am the one who should be ‘aiyor-ing’)
melaka"boy!! says:
可是我是真的跟你这个acc聊天过的叻
melaka"boy!! says:
你放你的照片出来可以没有哦？
Why would i LIE??? This is biting into my nerve endings.
===After what seems like endless accuations of me cheating and lying...
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，我要忙了，对不起哦。刚才是误会来的。我弄明白了，再告诉你哦。拜拜 。晚安
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
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I was peacefully cruising the net when the familiar trung trung sound of a Msn message burst out from my speaker (I forgot to lower the volume after watching a YouTube video on a first pregnant guy ever). It’s a message from Melaka”boy !! , a guy I only chat with once.
===This is only part of the conversation, the entire thing is over ONE hour. (I know what you are thinking, I am somewhat BORED)
Melaka"boy!! says:
妹
melaka"boy!! says:
你懂我是谁人没有的哦〉？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
not really
melaka"boy!! says:
你是海云没有哦？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
no
who on earth is hai yun???
melaka"boy!! says:
哎哟，我要跟他讲话嘛
melaka"boy!! says:
那你是他的谁人哦？(you are so damn rude)
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
i duno who is hai yun
melaka"boy!! says:
这个就是他的acc
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
wat the hell. this is my account
melaka"boy!! says:
那里有可能
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
wat do u wan me to say?!!!
melaka"boy!! says:
我以前认识他的时候，他都告诉我，他叫海云
I told you I am not her! Stop bugging me! god, this is annoying.
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，他时常都是用这个acc跟我聊天的
melaka"boy!! says:
你那里是kelantan吗〉
melaka"boy!! says:
你是男子女子？
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
i m a gal
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，对阿
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
except that i m also a gal... i m not hai yun, I am not from Kelantan, and I definitely do not know u. in case u don’t know, this account’s username is lhexin… see? No sane ‘hai yun’ will put her name under hexin right?
melaka"boy!! says:
你叫什么名字哦?我跟过那个女子的人讲话过的叻
melaka"boy!! says:
哎哟 (really, I am the one who should be ‘aiyor-ing’)
melaka"boy!! says:
可是我是真的跟你这个acc聊天过的叻
melaka"boy!! says:
你放你的照片出来可以没有哦？
Why would i LIE??? This is biting into my nerve endings.
===After what seems like endless accuations of me cheating and lying...
melaka"boy!! says:
嗯，我要忙了，对不起哦。刚才是误会来的。我弄明白了，再告诉你哦。拜拜 。晚安
- - h 3 X i N - - says:
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